2nd Collection - Hydeout Productions
1.23.2008
1.18.2008
Speaking of vaginas...
taken from Craigslist:
"FOR SALE - Beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow or reply to posting."
This would go so well with my penis-shaped armoire.
"FOR SALE - Beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow or reply to posting."
This would go so well with my penis-shaped armoire.
12.18.2007
12.07.2007
11.20.2007
Douche: By Hello Kitty
Introducing, the Hello Kitty Douche:
It's now confirmed that there is absolutely nothing on Earth that Sanrio Co. won't embellish with their hellishly cute kitten. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can a woman not walk down the douche-aisle of her local pharmacy and be greeted by this androgynous feline? I'm really speechless and have nothing more to say.
Just kidding. First off, is douching still in practice today in the modern western world? I can't speak for my vagina-equipped audience, but wasn't it proven like decades ago that douching caused infections and crap? Is that something you really want to blame on Hello Kitty?
Translated from the website I found this on: “A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.”
All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.
It's now confirmed that there is absolutely nothing on Earth that Sanrio Co. won't embellish with their hellishly cute kitten. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can a woman not walk down the douche-aisle of her local pharmacy and be greeted by this androgynous feline? I'm really speechless and have nothing more to say.Just kidding. First off, is douching still in practice today in the modern western world? I can't speak for my vagina-equipped audience, but wasn't it proven like decades ago that douching caused infections and crap? Is that something you really want to blame on Hello Kitty?
Translated from the website I found this on: “A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.”All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.
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