11.20.2007

Douche: By Hello Kitty

Introducing, the Hello Kitty Douche:

It's now confirmed that there is absolutely nothing on Earth that Sanrio Co. won't embellish with their hellishly cute kitten. Is nothing sacred anymore? Can a woman not walk down the douche-aisle of her local pharmacy and be greeted by this androgynous feline? I'm really speechless and have nothing more to say.

Just kidding. First off, is douching still in practice today in the modern western world? I can't speak for my vagina-equipped audience, but wasn't it proven like decades ago that douching caused infections and crap? Is that something you really want to blame on Hello Kitty?

Translated from the website I found this on: “A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.”

All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.