But there's a market for everything and leave it to the Japanese to help address the men out there in dire need of therapy, or maybe just some sort of human contact:
The 'Hiza Makura' (Girlfriend Knee Pillow)!
Feels just like your human girlfriend's rough, cold, and rubbery knees.
Also travel-friendly. A must-bring for any overseas plane trip.
WARNING: I think '#3' is particularly important to note.
Oh but there's more. Because sometimes a knee to make you feel comfortable and secure just isn't enough:
I don't even have a joke here.
"Full and soft breast leads you heaven." Who the hell needs Nyquil?
It's that same guy! I hope he used a condom.
